sometimes i watch ryan lochte speak and really hope that it’s all just a big joke and he’s the only one in on it. and he’s like, a member of Mensa and has 5 PhDs or something.
and then common sense takes over and i realize that he’s just a big, fast, handsome idiot. the broiest of bros.
“the drawings i’m doing now are like, next level.” yes ok, ryan. craft time is over. stop eating the elmer’s.